DJARTKLOM is the area of activity and endeavour of Simply Superior that intends to address in as an intelligent and appropriate manner as possible the changing nature of the marketplace with respect to projects that are no longer suitable cargo for that framework. It will consist of very small editions of projects that would otherwise not have seen the light of day, allowing limited openings of access to material that should not remain completely covert, but should manifest because of their inherent nature. These boulders will roll uphill.

Projects to be included in this series are among the following:

I Love You + Masturbatorium + Fuck
all in 5.1 surround versions and with visual evidential matter
How To Slice A Loaf Of Bread
in 5.1 surround sound and with visual evidential matter
Severin3o (title TBC)
part of the "voice" series, constructed entirely from the dulcet tones of Mr. Steven Severin with 5.1 surround, visuals
Anything That Anyone Else Tells You Is Not Enough
in 5.1 surround sound and with visual evidential matter
A Series Of Questionable Experiences Raising Dust And Cracking Eggs With Sticks (Steiner Theatre)
in 5.1 surround sound and with visual evidential matter
The Nearness of Doings That Be Things (Horse Hospital)
in 5.1 surround sound and with visual evidential matter
Light & Joy
5.1 surround with visual evidential material from european galavantings, 2003
There, Where We Thought We Were (But Weren't)
St. Petersburg; material prepared but never presented
La Chanson Dada boxed set
5.1 surround version featuring the massed choirs of the world with visual evidence, plus the original 10" record in custom box
Ordinarily
planned for performance, but never used
How To Breathe Air For Beginners
material constructed for performance in Finland, 2006 - 5.1 surround and visual acuity testing modes included. features previously unreleased work with Pan Sonic and Isalaja
Gira3o (title TBC)
part of the "voice" series, constructed entirely from the voice of Mr. Michael Gira with 5.1 surround, visuals
5.1 Surround editions of some of the 10" vinyl release material, where appropriate and possible
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7 copies will be for sale, at the price of 500 USD each, to "subscribers" — nothing will be constructed until all seven fees are paid. Original artwork and notes will be included in an unusual fashion, plus explanatory diagrams, notes made at the original time of construction, and other more confusing and enlightening matter. These will all be signed to the subscriber, and registered with Simply Superior as being owned by that individual or organisation, so that they can be identified in the future. After this, there will be no more copies, no more re-issues of this material, these accounts will be closed forever. This is positively the last chance to acquire these works in the definitive version(s).

The price is exclusive of shipping and insurance. When construction is complete, these costs will be calculated for each subscriber based on destination, packaged size and weight.